Wednesday, February 25, 2009

eek. ew.


proof my 'no childbirth' policy was a good one.

Friday, February 20, 2009

DRIVE US OUTTA HERE, ROXY!!


SOMEPLACE WARMER!!  WITH BETTER DANCE MUSIC!!

our room steward maynard left this for us.....


i'm pretty sure it's some sort of evil demon creature in bahamian voo-doo.  cause it sure the hell ain't no cute and cuddly bunny......


is there something cool up there?


nope.  same shit, different poop deck.

at least it was warm on the "ball deck" because of the high walls to keep the basketballs/dodgeballs/pingpong balls from going in the ocean.

where paul was pretty sure if something fell overboard that the staff of the monarch of the seas would retrieve it.  yeah, even strangers went "really?!!" on that one.


a lovely gay couple we were seated with at dinner


you know how it is on cruises.....they put you at a table with a mixed bag of strangers.  that's how we met this lovely married couple from vermont.  it's a shame that you can't tell that these drinks were in light up glasses!


first of all

i'd like to thank the fans who've demanded more posts from the summer of love continues.  we've heard your cries for more, more, more!!  

in fact, sometimes we've heard your cries for more, more, m
ore thru the flimsy walls of the cheap hotel/boat rooms we're staying in and frankly, we'd like you and your husband/boyfriend/manwhore to tone it down a bit.
roxy sez "it's time to partay".


Thursday, February 19, 2009

go me...


17 days and counting...woo-hoo!! :)