hoppy easter!

i will be at my mom's all week.....woman is still on dial up, so i don't forsee posting anything until i get back to civilization.

and then i hope to have fun spring break pics to share!! :)

The Spot for a Tour Kick-Off

This description says it all:

TENGO SED CANTINA
Address: 1323 Walnut St.
Phone: 816-442-8124
What: A non-stop party place serving authentic northern Mexican cuisine. Pole dancing optional.
Fare: Guacamole bar, with Hubcap margaritas and Tengo Tequila slammers. El Guapo sample platter for groups.
Price: $8-$17.50
Notable: After 9 p.m. must be 21. Downstairs from Angels (Rock Bar).
Hours: 11 a.m.-3 a.m. daily
Web site: tengosedcantina.com

girls night out!

girls night option...get a little peak at what michaelangelo here is packing in his pants! $30 - 8pm 3/30/08 Unicorn Theatre...The Little Dog Laughed...interested?

Spring Break '08!

Spring break is here!! (okay, almost.) Sure, we're not in college anymore, but I don't think I actually went anywhere for spring in college. Daytona Beach (when I worked at Disney), but it was a little out of my league!

Anyway, I want to plan because it's that or actually work today.

Here's what I know so far:

Monday 3/24: Drive to Kansas

Tuesday 3/25: Meet Cari, Sarah Jane & Alyssa at Margarita Mama's in Legends at 6:30pm. It's 2-Buck Tuesday. Anyone is welcome to join in.

Wednesday 3/26: Day out with Mom and Kate at Crown Center and the P&L District.

Thursday 3/27: Hang with my Mommy.

Friday 3/28: Drive up to the big Oh to play with Jacci. Margaritas and appetizers at Roja. Comedy at the Funny Bone.

Saturday 3/29: Wake up hung over in Omaha. Drive back to KC. Girls nite out in KC. PLANS TBD!! C'mon, ladies!!

Sunday 3/30: Drive back to the frozen wasteland that is Chicago.

Must do:

VIA!!

Sonic!! (Excellent hangover remedy)

That Irish place on 95th and Mission with the really really unbelievably good tomato bisque. I've been craving.

Shake my groove thang!!

Sleep late!!

is a date still just one lousy point????

so, since i am the only single one left am i on this summer's tour by myself?? ;)

had a fan-fuckin-tabulous date saturday night...he's HOT and nice...still looking for what's wrong with him...and usually i can find something right away! date lasted until 3:30AM - yes...AM! was the best "blind date" i've ever been on...hell - it was the best date period i've ever been on.

STATS:

• 5'9 or 5'10 - not good with judging height
• trim athletic build
• dark salt & pepper hair - very SEXY...
• the most beautiful blue eyes with long dark lashes
• nice hands and nice lips - 2 VERY important Harley criteria

going out again thursday night...will post photo as soon as i get one!! :) will appreciate feedback at that time!! hahaha~

Tracy Morgan Quote from SNL

Addressing Tina Fey who endorsed Clinton when she was on SNL a couple of weeks ago:

"Bitch may be the new black, but black is the next president, bitch!"

Love Her, Love Him, Hope They're Happy

she looks a little skinny! but i love her hippie silliness. and he's a doll.

I want to be Drew!

So, anyone see the latest cover of People? Well, I could not find the image online, but it is Drew Barrymore and her beau, Justin Long, on the beach and she looks FANTASTIC!!!! I mean INCREDIBLE in a bandeau-top bikini. And her boy is not gorgeous, but you know he has to be hysterical which makes him that funny, sensitive type. HOTT.

Fishing for Compliments

This woman is only 3 years older than I am. Please tell me I don't look like that.

i forgot about the aussie last night

when you say "beatles week" on idol, it is scary. imagine a dozen amateur singers butchering classics. and many of them did. horribly. the stripper and the little boy both went up in flames. i can't even remember the girls at all.

but cheezzee was pretty cool and david from blue springs (sydney's ex boyfriend) was rock star.

WHAT A NIGHTMARE!

Literally. I had the STRANGEST dream last night. Let me set the stage: I joined the alum group of my sorority here. I really enjoyed the alum group in KC and since I've lived here for 18 months and have no friends, I need something to do. So last night they are having a little meeting and a book exchange. The president of the group is super sweet but about as rambling and airheaded as they come and no one seems to be able to reign her in. So that makes me irritable, as you can imagine. That really has nothing to do with my dream, but someone needs to know about this woman and I don't know anyone there well enough to say "will someone SHUT HER UP, PLEASE!"

Anyway, they have this sweet spread of gooodies to snack on, but I'm still rocking the diet (down 0.8 pounds since yesterday!) so I only eat what I determine to be the healthy appetizer. Grape tomatoes on little skewers with fresh basil and mozzarella, drizzled with basalmic vinegar and salted and peppered. It was like heaven on a stick. And I ate 6 of them which was well over the polite number I should have taken. I think my guilt from overeating veggies on a stick combined with the exasperation of listening to these people ramble on about alzheimers quilts and initiation at a college I've never heard of caused me to have crazy dreams.

Rox, I hope this is no indication of how our vacation will be:

Roxy and I arrive in lovely Honolulu. We race to the hotel to change into beach wear and grab our snorkel gear. Only I've FORGOTTEN my bathing suit AND my snorkel. So we have to go to TARGET to buy new. We get to the beach so late that the sun is going down and I'm in an ill-fitting xhilaration swimsuit that I can't keep my boobs in because that brand is CLEARLY for 100 pound 14 year old girls.

Good news! There's a party on the beach! With minor celebrities! So we crash the party. I'm flirting with

Vincent D'Onofrio

and Will Farrell. WTF? I mean it's my dream, can't I upgrade these guys? Can't Beckham be there? Don't get me wrong, I completely find Vincent attractive in a cerebral L&O kind of way, not in a scary/sad Stanley Kubrick kind of way.

I decide I'm definitely going to sleep with Vincent. But he has to go "get his penis" first. I have no idea in dream world why he doesn't already have it with him. So while he's gone, Will Farrell (and I mean hairy, 70s parody Will Farrell) decides to make his move. Will Farrell is so aggressive and over the top that I have no choice but to be dragged into......wait for it.....

a british pub for a drink.

Roxy is already there. Singing Hannah Montanta karaoke (thanks, I already have "Rockstar" in my head and have for days) with the Manchester United soccer team. But Will Farrell gets so drunk on Guinness that I'm able to escape. I run back down to the beach where I find Vincent, but at this point he just wants to go to sleep and he still can't find his penis. And I'm mad at Roxy because she's got the Manchester United soccer team and I'm stuck with a 6'3" 200pound dickless guy.

Then MuShu scratches me in the face trying to get under the covers and I wake up mad.

Where Rox and I will have our toes in 79 days

I really don't have anything to discuss or to blog about. I'm not feeling creative or funny. I'm sleepy from "springing back" and it's snowing again in fucking Chicago. Frankly, it's only apathy that's kept me from killing myself or others during this ridiculous winter.

So I'm going to daydream about being somewhere warm and turquoise.

We've got direct and reasonably priced airfare (Roxy's was cheaper than mine which pisses me off to no end), we've got a free room at the Holiday Inn (yes, it's a Holiday Inn, but Paul is donating his points to the cause and it's just 2 blocks off the beach), and I've only got 13 pounds to lose to be at my "happy weight" (according to Self magazine). I can lose 13 pounds in 79 days, no problem.

So, Harley and Syd. You sure you're not in?

because he was left off everybody's list

boys on idol

last night i watched the idol men for the first time. so so funny. why did this guy...


seem more like a rock star when most of the others seemed like they were auditioning for their high school's production of "high school musical"....(fingers crossed that luke gets troy! and that one black dude is a lock for chad!)

rock star is named michael and if i bothered to vote, he would be the one. and a big "WHA'?!!" to randy jackson for thinking michael sang INXS this week. anyone who knows "breakfast club" knows that he sang simple minds.

so the question is: why doesn't sydney know that guy from blue springs? he's totally her type.

oh, before i forget. what is up with this little bitch:

you know i like the gay boys. but this one seems mean! and i don't mean in a fun, snotty christian from runway gay way. did you see his christmas greeting on youtube? SCARY.

i want to invite christian over to redo my closet and straighten my hair. go christian!

Only 5?

It's clear to me that you all need my help.

Because you don't know what a good looking man is.

So here you go. At long last...

Roxy's Top Five:

Simon Cowell

Mark Paul Gosselaar

Adam Levine

Nick Lachey

Derek Jeter