so today i got a message on my facebook. 'are you the girl i went to college with?'
i look at the pic. hmm. nice looking guy, might be familiar.
read his profile.
OMG! this is the shaggy haired, blonde hockey player whose dad was a DJ in chicago. he went on and on about how awesome chicago was (sound familiar) and he smoked a lot of weed. i was his fraternity 'little sister'. we frequently had casual sex mostly because his frat's parties were lame. he wasn't bad.
FAST FORWARD 2009:
crew cut.
military uniform. lots of medals on the chest.
photo with his wife. WAY too much gum in her smile. and she's wearing A TEDDY BEAR SWEATER WITH A WHITE TURTLENECK. i shit you not.
he's a kansas highway patrolman on active guard duty in afghanistan.
the complete and polar opposite of what he was in college.
something like "i love god and my country" in his profile.
i need to know what cult got ahold of him after graduation.
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ha... yea I love that. I liked getting poked better!
that's what she said.
the cult was the military.
oh, they're very good.....he's been turned into a republican!
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