Dear Roxy,
i tried to find a picture of me in a bathing suit to prove that a tankini is the way for me to go, but i had no luck. i'd like to thank you all for adhering to the "only photograph from boob up" rule. i did find a rather unflattering picture of myself from our ahem class in vegas, but it was too horrible to post, even with black bars covering most of my body. :)
no worries, however, as i have several sarongs that can be strategically tied while in hawaii.
FIVE WEEKS, BABY!!
hugs and kisses,
summer
3 comments:
I think you suffer from body dysmorphia. You are totally ok to ROCK a two piece.
I, on the other hand, suffer from a condition called 'have no shame'. Primary symptom? The desire to wear a 2 piece even when you know you shouldn't.
But I worked out for the last 4 days. Hard. So that should count for something.
WTF - You two are unbelievable. You look fabulous!!!! And everything looks even better with a tan.
i will blame body dysmorphia on my mother who, at age 61 is still under 110 pounds, size 6. bitch. i also have seasonal affective disorder, so i'm a complete mental wreck. i will ROCK my two piece in hawaii as long as i don't have to sit directly next to susan.
actually, what we lack in barbie-like proportions we make up for in fabulous breasts, gorgeous eyes, and the ability to dance like strippers. roxy can drink most men under the table. and i can 'six degrees of kevin bacon' anyone.
Post a Comment