top 10 reasons dustin would postpone the blind date:
10. blew out a piston on the t-bird
9. rehab
8. acid wash jeans not back from the drycleaner
7. lack of humidity makes perm all frizzy in the back
6. just can't put down the crack pipe
5. line for welfare check too long to have money by date time
4. baby momma showed up for her child support
3. def leppard cover band playing at a different bar
2. link broke on the wallet to belt chain
1. valtrex isn't working this time
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